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 NO. 977 “Expect the Ironic” JUNE 24 - 30, 2019 

Jun 17
Jul 1
 
  SEAN HANNITY CONVINCES
TRUMP TO ATTACK IRAN,
THEN TUCKER CARLSON
TALKS HIM OUT OF IT

He'll make his next move as soon he talks to Laura Ingraham.
 
WORLD NEWS
Southeast Asian Countries No
Longer Want to Buy U.S. Trash

Having learned to produce all the trash they will ever need on their own.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Study: Bitcoin's Carbon Footprint
As Large as Las Vegas

On the positive side, found totally free of STDs.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
California City Employs Robocop
It's on the lookout for robocrooks.
U. S. NEWS
McConnell: U.S. Made Up for
Slavery by Electing Obama

Made up for Reconstruction by electing Trump.
EPA Rolls Back Regulations
On Coal-Burning Plants

Gradually shifting to faith-based policy.
 
REMINDER
  The revolution will be deepfaked.
 
Administration to Detain
Migrant Children at Site
Of Former Japanese
Internment Camp

“Two wrongs make a right,” says spokesman.
 
POLITICS
Study: Americans Have Little Understanding of Their Political Adversaries
Democrats don't understand knuckle-dragging misogynistic racist Republicans; Republicans don't understand avocado toast-eating latte-sipping elitist Democrats.
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