| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Next
Generation of Humanoids Will Have
Far Greater Capabilities
And a chip on their shoulder. |
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Deepfake Bots Create Nudes
of Clothed Women From
Regular Pictures
And vice versa. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Survey: Support for Same-Sex
Marriage Reaches All Time High
While support for traditional marriage
hits all-time low. |
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Constitutional Scholars: Nothing
Preventing Trump From
Pardoning Himself
In fact, he can “go fuck
himself,” says one. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Report: Climate Change Causing
An Increase in Lightning Strikes
And lottery winners. |
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| FACTOID |
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We Spend 2 Years Waiting in
Lines Over Our Lifetime
And another two years waiting on hold. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What percentage
of the popular vote will Democrat
Joe Biden need in order to have a
better than even chance of an
electoral college victory? |
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A ) |
51% |
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B ) |
52% |
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C ) |
53% |
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D ) |
54% |
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| Hint: maybe a voice
vote would be fairer. |
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| RELIGION |
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QAnon Becoming More
Popular With Christians
After being informed Q walked on water. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
|
 Manhattan
Rent Drops Below $3,000 for
1st Time Since 2011
That's just for the parking space in the
garage, mind you. |
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