| ART |
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London: Trump
Baby Blimp Enters Museum Collection
Thanks to generous gift from George
Soros. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Melania Leaves as Least
Popular First Lady Ever
But most downloaded. |
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| FACTOID |
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Final Tally: Trump Told
30,573 Lies While in Office
23,448 of them whoppers. |
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| EDUCATION |
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College Board Drops SAT
Essay Section
Adding five years to the lives
of those whose job it is to read
and grade them. |
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| SPORTS |
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Networks Broadcasting
Auto Racing Video Games During Pandemic
Have yet to tell viewers, though. |
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| FEATURE |
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| In what one place would you find
statues of Andrew Jackson,
Shirley Temple, Junipero Serra,
Clare Booth Luce, Charlton Heston,
Sitting Bull, and Alex Trebek? |
| A ) | Warner Bros.
National Cemetery |
| B ) | The Hall of
Random Famous People |
| C ) | A landfill |
| D ) | Former President
Trump's proposed, but never realized
National Garden of
American Heroes |
| Hint: Of the 244 American
Heroes, 73% are men. |
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| RELIGION |
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Fauci: People Will Be Able to
Attend Church Services by Mid-Fall
If any of them still believe in God. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Trump's Much-Ridiculed
"Diet Coke Button" Removed
From Desk in Oval Office
Replaced by Diet Pepsi button. |
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