| PEOPLE |
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 DOJ Says It Has Enough to
Prosecute Hunter Biden
He could be charged under the
Billy Carter Embarrassing
Relative Act. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 Velma Reveals
She's Gay in Latest “Scooby-Doo” Movie
Scooby reveals he's been neutered. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Saudis, Russians Team Up
To Hike Oil Prices
“I'd have traded nuclear secrets
for lower prices,” says Trump. |
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Kim Kardashian Fined $1.26
Million for Paid Cryptocurrency
Endorsement
SEC didn't believe “for one
second” she knew what the
hell she was talking about. |
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Musk Changes Mind, Says
He'll Buy Twitter
Also: he's going to Venus, not Mars. |
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| POLITICS |
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Herschel Walker Denies Ever
Paying for an Abortion
To back his assertion, he introduces
five more children he hadn't previously
acknowledged. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: Chimps, Gorillas Can
Build Long-Lasting Friendships
Once they get past the stereotypes. |
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 Nobel Prize in
Physiology Awarded for Sequencing
Neanderthal Genome
Winner (above) celebrates by performing
a most unusual ventriloquist act. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Chronic Stress Can
Actually Protect Body
Against Disease
Unfortunately, knowing that will significantly
reduce your stress and the protection it affords. |
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Fast, Cheap Genome Sequencing
Now Available
Find out if madness runs in your
family while you shop. |
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