| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Two-Legged Robot Runs 100
Meters in Under 25 Seconds
Eventually, developers hope to have a
robot that can run faster than any human
trying to get away from it. |
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Company Unveils Robots That
Make Fries, Flip Burgers Better,
Faster Than Humans
Also better than humans at owning,
operating a fast food franchise. |
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| MEDIA |
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Trump Sues CNN for $475 Million
For Defamation of Character
Suit claims they made him look
like “a fool, a boor, a bully,
a narcissist, a sociopath, a
racist, and an anti-Semite.” |
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Big Spike in Talk of “Civil War”
On Social Media Since
Mar-a-Lago Search
Apparently not by Ken Burns
fans or Civil War reenactors. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: Average Person Admits
They've Made 4 Major Wrong
Decisions in Their Life
Two marriages and two tattoos. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Among key races in the midterms,
what percentage of Republican
candidates are election deniers? |
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A ) |
11% |
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B ) |
15% |
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C ) |
19% |
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D ) |
53% |
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| Hint: most of them think our
nation's capital is Mar-a-Lago. |
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| LAW |
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Biden Pardons All Federal
Marijuana Possession Offenses
Prisons would be repurposed as housing
for the poor. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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After OPEC Oil Cut, Biden's
Saudi Trip Comes Under Scrutiny
Turns out Saudis consider fist bumping
the ultimate insult. |
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