| PEOPLE |
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Lauren Boebert
to Run in Different District
Under a different name, and with a
game-changing
make-over. |
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After Gaffe, Nikki Haley
Acknowledges Civil War About Slavery
Not, as she first claimed, wokeness. |
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| MEDIA |
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New York Times Sues OpenAI,
Microsoft for Copyright Infringement
Claims chatbots have devoured all
its content and solved all its
crossword puzzles. |
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| PEOPLE |
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Bombshell: List
of More Than 170 Names
Connected to Epstein About
to Go Public
Expected to be a Who's Who of the
randy well-to-do. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Scientists Claim to Have Had
a 20-Minute Conversation
With a Whale
Followed by severe hangovers the next morning. |
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Artificial Intelligence Becoming More
Sophisticated, Powerful
Secretive, malevolent
just around the corner. |
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| REMINDER |
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Maintain a diverse portfolio
of crypto, bitcoin, and other
imaginary currencies. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Scientist: Humans Evolving
More Rapidly Than Ever
Predicts we'll lose our pinky toes by 2100. |
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| TRENDS |
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New Word Delulu Popular
With Gen Z
Replaces cray-cray, popular with
Gen Y. |
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