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PEOPLE
Kelly: Trump Praised Hitler in Private
Would only paraphrase him in public.
 
MEDIA
DNC Attacks NBC for Hiring “Proven Liar” Ronna McDaniel
Network says it's “merely providing balance” by adding a liar.
 
BUSINESS
DOJ Sues Apple for Illegal Monopoly in Smartphones
Then they're going after Kleenex.
Trump, in Financial Bind, Charging for Drinks at Mar-a-Lago
Extra olives a dollar each.
Wendy's to Begin Drone Delivery
Service comes with new catchphrase: “If a bird eats it, it's free!”
SCIENCE
Nearly 2,000-Year-Old Pouch Used to Store Psychedelic Seeds Discovered
“Stuff still packs a wallop,” says one archeologist.
 
ENVIRONMENT
EPA Finally Bans Asbestos; It
Had Only Been Restricted

Decision to completely ban it got misplaced in 1972, discovered just last week and rushed right through.
Report: Less Than 10% of
Countries Achieved WHO's
Air Standards

Now they're being swamped with tourists coming to breathe.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
New Study: Exercise Twice as Effective as Drugs for Depression
But overwhelming majority of sufferers prefer drugs.

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