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MISCELLANEOUS
New York AG May Try to Seize Trump's Assets
Topping her list: his cherished gold toilet.
 
EDUCATION
Indiana: Bill Threatens Professors' Tenure if They Don't Practice “Intellectual Diversity”
For example: include falsehoods, conspiracy theories along with regular curriculum.
 
SPORTS
Australia: “Enhanced Games”
in 2025 Will Allow Athletes
to Use PEDs

Random drug tests will make sure games aren't clean.
Dodgers' Ohtani and His Interpreter Under Investigation for Gambling Debts
Team became suspicious when $700 million Japanese superstar opened a GoFundMe page.
FEATURE
According to Harper's Index, what percentage of U.S. voters would be more likely to vote for a presidential candidate endorsed by Taylor Swift?
   A )  5%  
   B )  7%  
   C )  9%  
   D )  18%  
Hint: Travis Kelce was just named Ambassador to France.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Autonomous Taxis Approved
in Los Angeles

They've already made their presence known on busy 405 freeway (above).

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