 TRUMP HUSH
MONEY TRIAL GOES TO JURY
They'll have to decide who to
believe: a sociopathic liar and
notorious scumbag, or Michael
Cohen. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Tucker Carlson Show Running
on Russian State TV
Same show but with pillow ads by
Mike Lindellski. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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World's First Head Transplant
System Unveiled
A commercially available version will
allow consumers to “swap heads”
at home just like they do in the lab. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Trump Shares Video
Claiming His Victory Will
Bring “Unified Reich”
A nation where nazis, skinheads,
fascists, white nationalists and
antisemites are all welcome. |
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Trump Trial Breaks for
Holiday: Jury Instructed to
Avoid All News About Trump
Twelve portable isolation chambers
provided for jurors when they're not
eating, sleeping. |
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| REMINDER |
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Don't knock authoritarianism
until you've tried it. |
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Trump Holds Rally in the Bronx
Where more people wrote in “Phil
Rizzuto” than voted for him. |
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| WEATHER |
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National Hurricane Center
Predicts Up to 25 Named
Hurricanes This Year
And, if necessary, Hurricane Ziggy. |
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