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EARLY VOTING UNDERWAY |
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Trump declares victory. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Trump: None of This Fighting
Would Have Happened
if I Were President
“Everyone would be talking
about me,” he explains. |
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Argentina's President Delivers
UN Speech Stolen Directly
From “The West Wing”
Apologizes, says he'd been sick and
binge-watched first eight seasons. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Giant Naked
Trump Statue Appears Along Nevada Highway
Part of Trump's push to win state. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Trump Refuses to Release
His Medical Records
Campaign promises complete report when
Dr. Vinnie Boombatz “returns
from vacation.” |
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More Americans Now
Identify as Republican
Than Democrat
Even though it's harder to get a date. |
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| REMINDER |
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You didn't get a MacArthur
Genius Award, get over it. |
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Nation on Tenterhooks
as Another Jan 6 Looms
“Save the date,” Trump tells supporters. |
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| POLITICS |
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Trump to Women: “I Will
Be Your Protector”
Adding “If you're a seven or above.” |
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