| TECHNOLOGY |
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 TikTok Drops
“Chubby Filter” After Complaints
Still no complaints about “Svelte Filter." |
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Grok, Musk's Own AI Chatbot,
Says He's a “Top Misinformation
Spreader on X”
Grok is now Musk's former AI chatbot. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Trump Orders Shutdown
of Education Dept.
Sec. of Education Linda McMahon,
former head of WWE, says she'll
drop funding for everything
except phys. ed. |
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| LAW |
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Chief Justice Roberts Issues
Reprimand to Trump for
Calling for Judge's Impeachment
“After all I've done for you," it concludes. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Blobfish Named
New Zealand's “Fish of the Year”
It's considered an exquisite epicurian
delicacy by morose, woebegone chefs. |
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| FEATURE |
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| According to the latest World
Happiness Report, Finland is
the happiest country. Where
does the United States rank? |
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A ) |
2nd |
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B ) |
3rd |
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C ) |
4th |
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D ) |
24th |
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| Hint: all the places Trump wants
to take over rank higher. |
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| HISTORY |
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Trump Releases Unredacted
Kennedy Assassination Papers
They reveal it was, in fact, Ted
Cruz's father who killed Kennedy. |
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| SPORTS |
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UK: Annual Wife-Carrying
Race Draws Crowds, Condemnation
It's been added as a demonstration
sport at next Olympics. |
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