| PEOPLE |
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SEN. STROM
THURMOND TO WED ANNA
NICOLE SMITH
No date set. |
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| SHOW BUSINESS |
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"Temptation Island"
Dispute Settled
Fox gives
"Created by" credit to Satan. |
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Bio-Engineered
Popcorn Took
Bite Out of Holiday B.O.
Many movie-goers feared mutations
and other side effects. |
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Statuette Shortage Threatens
Awards Show Season
Winners may have to accept
handshakes, pats on the
back. |
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| BUSINESS NEWS |
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General Motors Invites Workers
into Factories to Do Voluntary Chores
Company will provide spending money, in compassionate gesture. |
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Texas Rolls Out
New Electric Chair
Recliner has armrest/storage
compartment, high-speed
Internet access. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Cloning of Endangered Species
Has
Some Worried
Fears we'll be “overrun by
condors and tortoises.” |
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Power-Hungry California Hopes to
Harness Static Electricity
Asking residents to "rub
together" whenever possible. |
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| SPORTS |
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(Picture courtesy of
the
Boston Stranglers) |
XFL UNIFORMS GO ON DISPLAY
Should provide good
protection from fans. |
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Humans Win No Medals
at Animal Olympics
Fail to even qualify in running,
jumping, swimming and flying. |
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Baseball: Players Ponder
Buying League
Would draft owners, fans. |
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| FRINGE |
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Polar Bear Club Takes Annual
Dip in Frigid Ocean
All freeze to death in a matter of
seconds. |
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