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PEOPLE
Mr. Potato Head Turns 50
Plans to celebrate at his Crawford, Texas ranch.
Pamela Anderson to Become a Stripper After Retiring From Acting
Looking forward to career with more dignity.
 
LAW
California Court Overturns State's "Three Strikes" Law
Sending Winona Ryder to jail for 25 years considered cruel and unusual punishment.
 
BUSINESS
House Committee Subpoenas Shredco's Records of Enron Contract
Unfortunately, records have been shredded.
Domino's Launches Pizza Satellite Network
Pizzas baked by heat of re-entry, arrive in thirty seconds or less.
ENTERTAINMENT
Fox Under Attack From Conservative Groups
A letter to the FCC, signed by Focus on the Family, National Association of Evangelicals, Morality in Media, Christian Coalition, Family Research Council, Citizens for Community Values, Religious Freedom Coalition, American Family Association, American Decency Association, Wilberforce Forum, American Association of Christian Schools, American Values, Culture and Family Institute, Southern Baptist Ethics and Religious Liberty Commission, Concerned Women for America, and Old Biddies With Brooms Up Their Asses, protests excessive sexual content in Fox's primetime programming.
 
SCIENCE
Moore's Law, Murphy's
Law to Merge

New law: "Anything that can go wrong will go twice as wrong in 18 months."

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