Ironic Times

 NO. 122 "Expect the Ironic" JANUARY 13 - 19, 2003 

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  NORTH KOREA LOOSENS UP
Kim Jong Il allows limited use of sunglasses.
 
WORLD NEWS
UN Inspectors Pay Surprise Visit to Baghdad's Kit Kat Klub
Ask to see exotic dancer known as "The Weapon of Mass Destruction."
North Korea's Withdrawal From Nuclear Treaty Called "Troubling"
Nearly as troubling as U.S. withdrawal from ABM treaty.
"Honor Killings"on Rise in Pakistan
Murdering women guilty of adultery, dating, talking to men or being raped helps key ally in fight against evil.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Final Peace Talks Begin in Middle East
Last two negotiators meet to hammer out an agreement.
U. S. NEWS
GOP Chooses New York to
Host '04 Convention

Dems will gather in Palookaville.
Daschle Bows Out of Presidential Race
Seeks "bigger challenge."
Elimination of Dividend Tax Will
Stimulate Economy

99-Cent stores bracing for the rush.
 
REMINDER
   Only thirty-seven more shopping
   days until World War III.
 
Bush Renominates Rejected Judge
"This time, I think we've got the votes,"
says jubilant Robert Bork.
Bush Tax Plan Will Save Cheney $104,823
He'll use windfall to spruce up bunker.
Doubts Raised About New Top Marine's Awards
Many question his Emmy for Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series.
 
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