Ironic Times

 NO. 125 "Expect the Ironic" FEBRUARY 3 - 9, 2003 

Jan 27
Feb 10
  SPECIAL FEATURE: WHAT IF
IRAQ WINS WAR WITH U.S.?
 
  A new flag (above) is just one of many changes.
 
George Bush will have limited powers as administrator of the new American province; Dick Cheney will be given a seat on the Revolutionary Command Council.
The Republican Party will be absorbed by the ruling Ba'ath Party.
The Democratic Party will be split up amongst Shiite and Kurdish factions.
All health care will be free.
Church and State will be separate.
(Note: all schools and businesses are closed October 3, Iraqi Independence Day.)
 
WORLD NEWS
U.S. Refuses Talks With North Korea
Hopes this leads to dialogue.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
 
Bush, Hussein, Bin Laden Action Figures Go on Sale
They're part of Mattel's "Crazy Leaders" series.
U. S. NEWS
American Civilians Face Hardships,
Sacrifices in the Event of War

Regular programming may be occasionally interrupted.
Some in Congress Call for
Return of Draft

Bush re-enlists in National Guard.
Secret Intelligence Report Says Iraqi Spies Behind Antiwar Protests
Same group that was behind Vietnam antiwar protests.
Bush Won't Close Door on
Nuclear Option

But only as last resort if Democrats try to block his judicial nominations.
 
REMINDER
     Everyone respects a bully.
 
Old Nuclear Policy: M.A.D. (Mutually Assured Destruction)
New nuclear policy: R.F.Y.L. (Run For Your Life)
Bush Proposes New Cabinet
Department To Reorganize,
Streamline Government

Department of New Cabinet Departments.
White House Cancels Poetry Symposium
Gives no rhyme or reason.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
Still No Link Between
Al Qaeda and Iraq

But search on Google for "link between Al Qaeda and Iraq" turns up above sentence.
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