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MISCELLANEOUS
Sun ‘n Sand Expo Previews Next Summer's Hot Beach Accessories
Rafts in a variety of bright colors will be popular items.
 
KIDS' KORNER
 
President Bush has hailed the increasingly deadly attacks against us and those we have installed in authority as signs of our success in Iraq. Can you match the signs of success (left) with the areas of success (right)?
SPORTS
Baseball: Steinbrenner Fires Himself
But not before taking a few parting shots at himself.
World's Wealthiest Men
Begin New Season

Twenty-nine teams, each consisting of a dozen multi-millionaires, vie for possession of huge, diamond-studded rings.
 
ODDS AND ENDS
After Long Absence, Pharaoh Ramses I Returns to Egypt
He'll take a few days off to recuperate, then get back to work.
  Signs of Success         Areas of Success      
1.  Higher Unemployment A.  Environment
2.  More Polluted Air B.  Homeland Security
3.  New Al Qaeda Recruits C.  Economy
4.  Fewer Fish D.  Education Policy
5.  Less Money For Schools E.  Resource Management

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