Ironic Times

 NO. 275 "Expect the Ironic" DECEMBER 19 - 25, 2005 

Dec 12
Dec 26
 
PRESIDENT ACKNOWLEDGES AUTHORIZING DOMESTIC
SPYING
Shown: Bush listens to private conversation between Cindy Sheehan and Sen. Russ Feingold.
 
WORLD NEWS
Bush Likens Iraqi Struggle To Our Own After Revolutionary War
Like them, we fashioned Constitution under watchful eye of occupying army, killed each other in ethnic and religious wars.
 
ECONOMY
U.S. Trade Deficit Reaches
New Record

We're now importing everything but phony news items.
 
POLLS
AP Poll: Majority of Americans Think Torture OK on Rare Occasions
As long as they're not the ones being
tortured.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
Rare Ivory-Billed Woodpecker Sighted, Photographed
Then eaten.
U. S. NEWS
Pentagon Admits Keeping
Database On U.S. Civilians
Deemed Suspicious

Invites those who object to share their views, names, addresses.
House Immigration Bill Calls
For 700-Mile Border Fence
To Keep Illegals Out

Unfortunately, there's no one to build it.
Bush: “Approximately 30,000”
Iraqis Dead So Far in War

Give or take 100,000.
 
REMINDER
   Set your clocks back to 1984.
 
U.S. Ranks 6th Among Countries
In Jailing Journalists

According to report filed anonymously.
National Wildlife Federation:
Great Lakes Headed for
Ecological Collapse

After which they'll be known as “The Not-So-Great Lakes.”
 
 
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