Ironic Times

 NO. 278 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 9 - 15, 2006 

Jan 2
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  FORMER CABINET MEMBERS
  INVITED TO WHITE HOUSE

  But they are only allowed to say “cheese.”
 
WORLD NEWS
U.S. Concerned With Staffing
Of New Iraqi Government

Fears key positions will go to incompetent political hacks, cronies.
North Korea's Kim Jong Il
Calls for Investigation

Wants to know who leaked existence of secret wiretapping program.
Animosity Between Kurds, Arabs Dates to 7th Century
White House hopes to patch things up at Crawford ranch barbecue, once hostilities have ended.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Statue of Liberty Moved to South Dakota
Part of little-publicized, cost-cutting consolidation of national parks.
U. S. NEWS
Report: CIA Passed Faulty
Nuclear Bomb Plans to Iran

Also made several crank phone calls to Iranian scientists.
Report: Pentagon Failed to Supply Lifesaving Armor to Troops
Money saved went to hire p.r. firms to deal with negative news of mounting death toll.
 
REMINDER
  The corrupt politician of today is the
  born-again Christian of tomorrow.
 
Homeland Security Takes Las Vegas Off High Risk From Terrorists List
Remains on high risk from God list.
Abramoff Was “Pioneer” Raising $100,000 for Bush in 2004
Other GOP honorary fundraising titles:
 
Crony$25,000
Henchman$50,000
Buccaneer$75,000
Consigliere$150,000
Unindicted Co-conspirator$200,000
 
 
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