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PEOPLE
Queen Latifah Gets Star on Crowded Walk of Fame
Replaces Mary Pickford.
BUSINESS
Christian Evangelicals Plan
Theme Park in Holy Land

Among the attractions: John the Baptist Flume Ride, Sermon on Space Mountain, Noah's Spinning Ark.
Chevrolet Top Selling Brand in '05
Top Models:
 
  1. Chevy Dinosaur (SUV)
  2. Chevy Guzzler (light truck)
  3. Chevy Climate Changer (luxury sedan)
  4. Chevy Titanic (midsize sedan)
  5. Chevy Illusion (alternate fuel vehicle)
 
ART
France: Elderly Man Defaces Famous Sculpture by Marcel Duchamp
Witnesses blame confusing restroom signs.
SCIENCE
Study: Brand Preference
Wired Into Our Brains

Finding supports theory of Intelligent Product Placement.
Defense Dept. Developing
Invisible Laser Lie Detector

As well as invisible laser lie detector defense shield.
Researchers at Central
Missouri State University
Discover Largest Prime
Number, 9.1 Million Digits Long

There's not much else to do there.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: The Pill May Lead
To Long-Term Decrease
In Women's Sexual Desire

So that's why you can't get laid.
Good news: 50 is the New 30
Bad news: 30 is the new 10.
Fewer Americans Think
They Are Overweight Now
Than 8 Years Ago

Most think they are “about right,” that evolution is “just a theory” and global warming is “junk science.”

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