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PAGE THREE – NOV 27 - DEC 3, 2006
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MISCELLANEOUS
Peace Activists Call for Global Orgasm
Followed by Global Drag on Cigarette.
Study: Half of All Identity Theft
Occurs Within Families

Twins twice as likely to be victims – or thieves.
 
FACTOID
Airlines Misplaced 92% More
Bags This Year Than Last

Projected to misplace 92% more bags next year than this.
 
LAW
Massachusetts Judge Rules
Burrito Not a Sandwich

New Mexico judge rules sandwich not a
burrito.
 
SPORTS
Cable Operators Balk at NFL Network
More receptive to NFL Cheerleader Channel.
Chavez Might Bar Venezuelans From Playing Major League Baseball
Unless he gets to play.
FEATURE
RESTAURANT REVIEW:
Itsu Sushi Bar,
Piccadilly Circus, London
by Mr. Restaurant
The atmosphere is festive, the service to die for at this authentic eatery popular with Russian ex-pats and government assassins. Catering shamelessly to its clientele, this Japanese sushi bar has added to its menu: a superb selection of Vodkas (the best east of St. Petersburg), borscht that is hearty and delicious (they donít skimp on the sour cream), and perogi deliciously crisp and flavorful. But stay away from the eponymous sushi, which can have an unpleasant, radioactive thallium aftertaste. Other than that, I highly recommend it!
  $$$
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Thanksgiving Dinner Stunt Goes Awry
“Trained” bear eats turkey, stuffing, candied yams, cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie and guests.

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