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PEOPLE
Blagojevich Impeached by Illinois State Senate
Accepts offer from “Dancing With the Stars.”
Father of Octuplets, Who Has 6 Other Children, Returns to Iraq
Where he’ll stay.
 
MEDIA
NBC Refuses to Run Suggestive PETA Ad During Super Bowl
Fears it would offend sensitive pro football audience.
 
BUSINESS
Big Companies Hiring Again
Layoff 60,000, hire 3 to clean up.
California Drought Could Triple Vegetable Prices
News hailed by kids' advocacy groups.
AOL to Cut 700 Jobs
First to go: guy who says, “You’ve got mail.”
SCIENCE
Mars Rover Fails to Report Back to Earth on Position, Recent Activities
Transmits only, “What happens on Mars, stays on Mars.”
111-Year-Old New Zealand Reptile Fathers 11
So what are you waiting for?
 
Obesity May Be Contagious
Quarantining fat people just one of many measures under discussion.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Coffee Drinkers Face Lower Risk of Dementia
Tea drinkers end up “nutty as a fruitcake.”
Women Who Get Breast
Implants Three Times More
Likely to Commit Suicide

Benefits to self-esteem apparently overstated.
Survey: Most Doctors Don't
Answer E-Mails

Already have all the meds they need.

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