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 NO. 438 “Expect the Ironic” FEBRUARY 2 - 8, 2009 

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  GLOBAL WARMING OCCURRING AT RECORD PACE
Based on recent observations.
 
WORLD NEWS
World Economic Growth
Worst in 60 Years

Six billion browsing, not buying.
Provincial Elections Held in Iraq
Shoe-Throwing Party makes strong gains.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Kim Jong-il Appears at Undisclosed Location
In undated photo (right), he points out something to unnamed officials.
U. S. NEWS
All Republicans in House Vote
Against Stimulus Plan

And hope it fails.
Obama Administration Will Continue CIA Rendition Flights
But only when based on solid evidence, vendettas, rumor or mistaken identity.
 
REMINDER
  Neither a borrower nor a predatory lender be.
 
ExxonMobil Reports Record $45 Billion Profit for 2008
CEO: “It just keeps getting better.”
Biden to Lead Middle-Class
Task Force

Assumes title of “Bourgeoisie Czar.”
Bad News: Largest Breach
Ever of Credit Card Data

Good news: hackers' unbridled spending boosts economy.
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