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ART
Obamas Sculpted Inside Eye of a Needle
First family had to pose for three hours.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Toxins in Toys Disrupt Testosterone Production
More boys now playing with dolls.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Experts: Catastrophic Droughts, Rising Sea Levels to Last 1000 Years
After that, “things look pretty good.”
 
FACTOID
Study: Men Smell Like Cheese, Women Like Onions or Grapefruit
Some men are onion guys, others prefer grapefruit.
 
INTERNET
White House Website Changes
Barney Cam replaced by Mother-in-Law Cam.
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Boys With Common Names
Like Michael Less Likely to
Commit Crimes Than Those
With Less Popular Names

Like Orenthal.
 
LIFESTYLE
  Obama Relaxes White House
Dress Code

New weekday rules:
 
  Mondays:   Jacket Optional Day (shown)
  Tuesdays:   Hawaiian Shirt Day
  Wednesdays:   Stripes Day
  Thursdays:   Solids Day
  Fridays:   Inside Out Day
 
RELIGION
Bishop Rehabilitated by Pope Says Denying Holocaust Was “Imprudent.”
Also says Holocaust was imprudent.

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