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PEOPLE
  Official Portrait of Princes Harry, William Shows Them in “Casual Moment”
Actually, they were drunk.
 
HIGH TECH
Mind-Reading Systems Could
Change Air Security

Not to mention poker, dating.
 
BUSINESS
Bed Bath & Beyond Reports Higher-Than-Expected Quarterly Profit
As consumers spend more time in bed.
Kraft Sells Pizza Division to Raise Cash For Cadbury Bid
Just reading about this can cause heart attack.
TV Industry Counting on Public Upgrading From HD to 3-D
But public might wait for “feelies” before they get suckered again.
SCIENCE
Scientists Turn Rattan Wood
Into Bone Nearly Identical
To Human Tissue

Granny's old rocking chair could soon be granny.
Experts: Cold Snap Doesn't
Disprove Global Warming

But casts doubt on evolution.
 
Skull of Large-Brained Ancestor Found in South Africa Confirms Theory
We're definitely getting dumber.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Antidepressants Not Effective for Those Only Mildly Depressed
News causes mildly depressed to become
severely depressed, making antidepressants effective.
 
ENVIRONMENT
EPA Passes Stricter Limits on Pollutants
Despite loss of some beautiful orange sunsets.

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