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PEOPLE
Palin Says She'd Consider Running for President
If nothing better comes along.
 
VIDEO GAMES
EA Releases “Dante's Inferno”
Hopes it inspires kids to read book.
 
BUSINESS
Former Regulators Who
Blocked Probes of Acceleration
Hired by Toyota

In spectacular coincidence.
Goldman Sachs Helped Greece Hide Catastrophic Burgeoning Debt
Another example of “Doing God's work.”
“Computer Engineer Barbie” Doll to Debut This Fall
Along with “Head of Computer Engineering Department Ken” doll (not shown).
SCIENCE
New Theory: Universe a
Giant Hologram

Cosmos nothing more than special effect at some humongous trade show.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Beer Builds Strong Bones
Which you'll need in a barroom brawl.
Gambling, Binge Eating
Re-Classified as Disorders

Sex addiction re-classified as “horsing around.”
 
 
Latest Health Benefit of Chocolate: Reduced Risk of Stroke
Study's important findings withheld until just before Valentine's Day.
 
Research: You Can Be Bored to Death
Fifty-year study compared those who were told to live dull, meaningless lives with those told to live lives filled with excitement and adventure.

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