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Palin Says
She'd Consider Running
for President
If nothing better comes
along. |
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| VIDEO GAMES |
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EA Releases
“Dante's
Inferno”
Hopes it inspires kids to
read book. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Former Regulators Who
Blocked Probes of Acceleration
Hired by Toyota
In spectacular coincidence. |
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Goldman Sachs Helped Greece
Hide Catastrophic Burgeoning Debt
Another example of “Doing God's work.” |
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 “Computer
Engineer Barbie” Doll to Debut This Fall
Along with “Head of Computer
Engineering Department Ken”
doll (not shown). |
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| SCIENCE |
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New Theory: Universe a
Giant Hologram
Cosmos nothing more than special effect
at some humongous trade show. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Beer Builds Strong
Bones
Which you'll need in a barroom brawl. |
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Gambling, Binge Eating
Re-Classified as Disorders
Sex addiction re-classified as
“horsing around.” |
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 Latest
Health Benefit of
Chocolate: Reduced Risk
of Stroke
Study's important
findings withheld until
just before Valentine's
Day. |
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Research: You Can Be Bored to
Death
Fifty-year study compared those who were
told to live dull, meaningless lives with
those told to live lives filled with
excitement and adventure. |
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