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 NO. 492 “Expect the Ironic” FEBRUARY 15 - 21, 2010 

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MORE TROUBLE FOR TOYOTA
Top execs suffering back spasms.
 
WORLD NEWS
Afghanistan: Big Military Campaign Begins
Will finally bring an end to centuries of bloody conflict, say experts.
Dubai: World’s Tallest Skyscraper Closes One Month After Opening
They forgot to install elevators.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Avatar Opens in Tehran
Only those aligned with President Ahmadinejad (shown) admitted to 3-D version.
U. S. NEWS
D.C. Snow Shutdown Hurts
Local Businesses

Graft, bribery off 40%.
Report: Blackwater Billed
Pentagon for Prostitute

Charge hidden under “Hammer: $500.”
 
REMINDER
  Plagiarism is the new flattery.
 
Justice Dept. Wants to Track
Every Cellphone

Misplaced your cellphone? Call the Justice Department.
Nancy Reagan Addresses Republicans
Commends them for “just saying no.”
 
POLITICS
Palin Calls Global Warming
Studies “Snake Oil”

Evolution “a crock,” Newton “a fig.”
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