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PEOPLE
Julia Roberts Named “Most Beautiful Person”
By Modern Dentistry Magazine.
 
MEDIA
Watching TV at 2 Linked to
Host of Problems at 10

And a reality show at 18.
Condoms May Soon Be
Required in Porn Films

Law seen as product placement windfall for Trojans.
 
BUSINESS
Feds May Probe Apple
But only slap on wrist expected from iCommission.
Top Management Shakeup at Caterpillar
Company emerges from crisis as Butterfly.
Satan Settles Lawsuit
Admits no wrongdoing.
SCIENCE
CERN Scientists Hope to Uncover Extra Dimensions
Which may contain all lost socks.
Mayans Pressurized Water, Built Powered Fountains, Wastewater Systems in 100 AD
But could not find plumber on weekends.
 
 
Gene Study Proves Modern Humans Mated With Neanderthals
They were considered a cheap date.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Being in the Presence of Beautiful Woman Causes Release of Stress Hormone in Men
Which can be fatal.
Lack of Sleep Linked to Early Death
One more thing to keep you awake at night.

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