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PEOPLE
Jerry Brown Serves Hot Dogs at Inaugural
Lunch to Underline Austerity Message

New governor will live in his car.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Fed Judge Allows Woman to File Groping Charges Against Donald Duck at Epcot
Rejects Duck's claim it was consensual.
 
BUSINESS
Jobs Sector Improves Slightly
Fewer people looking for same number of jobs.
Facebook Valued at $50 Billion
Still far less than Legbook, Assbook, Titbook.
Judge Delays Trial of Houston
Financier Accused of $7 Billion
Ponzi Scheme

Until he gets his investment back.
SCIENCE
Study: Rich Unable to Accurately Identify Emotions in Others
But the help can do it for them.
Animal Behaviorists: Girl Chimps Sometimes Use Sticks as Dolls
Boy chimps sometimes use dolls as girl chimps.
 
 
Pope: God Responsible for Big Bang
When He was irresponsible teenager.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Women's Crying a Sexual Turnoff for Men
Whereas men's crying gets you elected Speaker of the House.
U.S. Officials Say Kids May be Getting Too Much Fluoride
And too few cavities.

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