 FAR RIGHT LOCKS
OUT FAR FAR RIGHT FROM CPAC CONFERENCE
Those too conservative for Sarah Palin
(above) met in adjoining rubber room. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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New Pope Gets Right to Work
Hunkers down with Vatican lawyers. |
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Los Angeles Times: China
Ruled by Powerful Families
Unheard of in West. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Another
Power Failure on a Carnival Cruise Line
Passengers (right) will be reimbursed. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Leaked Pentagon Report: F-35A Joint
Strike Force Stealth Fighter Would Be
Defeated in Aerial Combat
Recommends planes be sold to our enemies. |
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California: Earthquake Early
Warning System Test Successful
You'll now have about thirty seconds to run around
in circles screaming “We're all going to
die!” before it hits. |
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The best defense is a good charm offensive. |
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State Supreme Court Judge Voids New
York City Super-Size Soda Ban
But leaves in place time limit for urinals. |
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“Droning” Now New Word
Used by CIA
As in, “Nothing wrong with him that a good
droning wouldn’t fix.” |
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