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TECHNOLOGY
Ping-Pong-Playing Robot Can Beat Most Humans
At both ping-pong and chess.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Hollywood Conservative Organization Granted Tax-Exempt Status
Which means Gary Sinise, Kelsey Grammer, Jon Voigt and the estate of Andy Devine will all get handsome refunds this spring.
 
TRAVEL
Denver Now Travelers' No. 1 Destination in U.S.
They come for the marijuana, stay for the munchies.
 
SPORTS
Los Angeles Kiss, Rock Group-Owned Arena Football League Team, Wins First Game
Only two players' tongues injured.
FEATURE
The real reason Putin has invaded Crimea is:
A )He got up on the wrong side of bed a week ago Friday.
B )Black Sea VacationLand!
C )It was intended as a gesture of friendship, but something was lost in translation.
D )Curveball informed him that Ukraine has WMD.
E )Hes not a bad kid, just misunderstood.
Hint: There is no such thing as a bad kid.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Peru: Wild Celebrations Last Until Dawn
At annual Festival of Cocaine.

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