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MISCELLANEOUS
  Fourteen-Year-Old Sets Record, Solves Rubik's Cube in 4.904 Seconds
Breaks previous record of about three-and-a-half hours.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Patent Shows Google Glass May Return as a Monocle
Testing underway on aristocrats, Mr. Peanut.
Amazon Makes Screenwriting Software Available for Free
And, if you write a blockbuster hit, you'll receive one year of Amazon Prime for free.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Donald Trump Receives Key Endorsement
From Donald Trump Look-Alikes, Inc., a talent agency.
FEATURE
“Muslims in Jersey City cheered the collapse of the World Trade Center in 2001.” “President Obama plans to admit 250,000 Syrian refugees next year.” “81% of white murder victims are killed by black people.” What is this?
A )A racistís fevered nightmare.
B )Evidence offered by the defense in a trial to prove the accused is not guilty by reason of insanity.
C )Things that Donald Trump said last week.
Hint: as a result his lead in the GOP race got even bigger.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
New York State Rolls Out App for People to Report Anything Suspicious
Like displays of extreme paranoia, unfounded xenophobia.

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