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PAGE THREE – JAN 30 - FEB 5, 2017
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TECHNOLOGY
Amazon's Alexa No Longer Tells Trump Jokes
Now, if you ask for one, it asks you for your birth certificate.
 
FACTOID
Cabinet's Net Worth Equal to That of Bottom Third of Americans
Or, Trump voters.
 
ART
Christo Cancels Vast Project Because of His Dislike for Trump
Had plans to fill Grand Canyon with Silly Putty.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Mar-a-Lago Doubles Membership Fee to $200,000 as Popularity Surges
Sudden rush of applications from foreign leaders who are falling all over themselves learning to play golf.
KIDZ KORNER
Here are two versions of the same thing, one of them exists in RealityLand, the other in TrumpLand. Mark the space before each statement with an R for RealityLand or a T for Trumpland.
___ There was a huge crowd for the inauguration.
___ There was a huge crowd for the women's protest marches the next day.
___ “We will build a beautiful border wall, and Mexico will pay for it.”
___ Mexico will not pay for the wall.
___ Minorities are taking over the country.
___ White people are still running the country, as they always have.
___ Most Americans hate the Affordable Care Act.
___ 20 million Americans who got health care coverage for the first time love the Affordable Care Act.

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