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NEW PLEDGE
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Syrian Peace Talks off to Shaky
Start as All Sides Trade Insults
But at least they're talking to each other. |
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Russian Lawmakers Decriminalize
Wife-Beating in Almost All Cases
Then go home, beat their wives. |
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 Trump Admits
a Few Losers Showed up at Protests Here and
There
“No one worth groping,” he adds. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Trump's Final Three Candidates
For Supreme Court Have Very
Different Views
One hates gays, one hates women, one hates blacks. |
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Trump's Nominee to Head
Health and Human Services
Pledges “to Keep Patients
At the Center of Healthcare”
And provide them a decent burial. |
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| REMINDER |
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America first, What's on
second, I Don't Know's on third. |
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Trump Appoints Opponent of
Net Neutrality as FCC Chief
Following through on his oft-repeated pledge to
“stock the swamp with alligators.” |
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 Mexico's
Nieto Won't Come to U.S.
“The wall's already working!” boasts Trump. |
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