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 KARZAI
ADMITS IRAN SECRETLY SUPPLYING
HIM WITH “BAGS OF
MONEY”
“I have always depended on
the kindness of strangers.” |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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First Time Ever: U.S. Falls
Below Top 20 Least Corrupt Nations
Traders on the NY Politicians Exchange
observe moment of silence, resume
trading. |
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Australian Woman Marries
Herself
Australia does not prohibit same-self
marriage. |
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England: Mohammed Top
Name for Boys
Beats out Cecil, Evelyn, Heathcliff. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 Bush's
Biggest Disappointment: Not
Privatizing Social Security
Or the National Guard. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Report: BP, Halliburton Knew
Cement on Well Was Deficient
But saved enough money to defend
themselves in court. |
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Glitch Briefly Renders 10%
Of Nuclear Arsenal Inoperable
For several precarious moments we were
capable of destroying the world only 90
times over. |
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| REMINDER |
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Vote
for the crazy person of
your choice. |
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Total U.S. Intelligence Bill
Revealed for First Time
Figure too large to fit on your computer
screen. |
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| POLITICS |
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New York: Mayor Bloomberg Now
Wants Term Limits Reinstated
Deeply regrets having spent millions
to get them rescinded so he could run for
a third term. |
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