 ROMNEY CAMPAIGN HITS A BUMP
After release of photo showing him carving family dog. |
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U.S. Seeks Peace Deal
With Taliban
As goodwill gesture, we destroy some priceless artwork. |
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Castro's 1000-Page Memoir
Published in Havana
Coming soon: 1000-hour audio book. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 High-Minded
Sounding Super PACS Forced to Reveal Donors
Shown: only two donors to Americans For a
Fair Tax Code. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Positive Employment Numbers
A Good Sign
More Americans getting hired to pick fruits
and vegetables. |
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Romney Wins Nevada
Caucuses
He did well with wealthy whites, Gingrich won
a majority of poor illiterate whites, Santorum
took the fanatically religious whites and Paul
polled best with isolationist survivalist white
supremacist whites. |
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Those Cleared of Charges Still Kept on FBI Terrorist Watch List
“We don't need no stinkin' charges,” explains spokesperson. |
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| REMINDER |
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All men are created equal, but
Americans are exceptional. |
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| POLITICS |
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Former Rep. Duke Cunningham
Reports He, 80% of Other
Inmates Support Newt
Wrapping up convicted felon vote. |
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