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PENNSYLVANIA SENATE
DEBATE PUTS FOCUS ON
FETTERMAN'S HEALTH, ABORTION
Fetterman opens by saying “goodnight,”
Oz says he believes abortion should
be between a woman and her local
politician. |
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International Energy Agency:
War in Ukraine Could Speed
Shift to Clean Energy
Urges both sides to “keep fighting.” |
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Putin: World Entering
Most Dangerous Decade
Since World War II
He's far too modest to take credit, though. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 China: Former President Hu
Ushered Out of Party Congress
President Xi, rest of congress
respectfully wait until his screams
die down before continuing. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Polls Show Election Deniers
Lead in Most of Their Races
Could usher in whole new generation
of politicians devoted to single
issue: keeping Donald J. Trump out
of prison. |
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Florida: Undocumented Immigrants
Help Rebuild After Hurricane Ida
Upon completion of their work they will
be thanked, honored, and deported. |
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| REMINDER |
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The only thing that stops
a bad guy from voting is a
good guy with a gun. |
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Texas: New Law Allowing People
to Carry Handguns Without a
License Leads to More Shootings
Also known as The Law of
Unfuckingbelievably Predictable
Consequences. |
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 Elon Musk Tweets
“Entering Twitter HQ – let that sink in!”
Lame pun almost causes global
markets to crash. |
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