Ironic Times

NO. 10 "Expect the Ironic" NOVEMBER 20 - 26, 2000

Nov 13
Nov 27
ENVIRONMENT
  MISS WORLD CONTESTANTS MEET ON GLOBAL WARMING
Agree to limit use of ozone-depleting hydrochlorofluorocarbons.
 
WORLD NEWS
Saddam Hussein Expresses Admiration for U.S. Election Process
Hopes to experiment with it in Iraq.
Russia Will Let Mir Burn
Up in Atmosphere
Announcement surprises cosmonauts on board.
"Hands Across the Atlantic" Benefit Attacked As Unsafe
Millions will drown, say critics.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Presidential Election to Have
Its Own Cable Channel
2-year agreement will feature entertainment, news, weather, music.
 
U. S. NEWS
Shalala Leaving Cabinet
Will join Sha Na Na.
Hurricane Scatters Ballots
in South Florida

Recount to start all over again.
Voter Mandate for New President: Spend More Time with Family, Get a Hobby
Woodworking is top choice.
Giant Ape Found on Remote Island, Brought to New York
Eyeing senate seat in 2004.
 
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
  "Don't blame me, I didn't vote."
                           — Dick Cheney
 
INTERNET
ICANN Announces Seven
New Domain Names
They are: .duh, .wow, .ugh, .yuk, .hoo, .hah, .feh.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Bush Releases Pet Squirrel on White House Lawn
"Bushy" needs to get comfy in probable new home, says President- in- waiting.
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