Ironic Times

 NO. 73 "Expect the Ironic" FEBRUARY 4 - 10, 2002 

Jan 28
Feb 11
 
CHENEY "CAN'T RECALL" WHAT WENT ON IN ENERGY MEETINGS
Can "barely remember" what he had for breakfast, he says.
 
WORLD NEWS
Sharon Sorry He Didn't Kill Arafat,
Arafat Sorry He Didn't Kill Sharon

Everyone else just sorry.
Evildoers Reject Bush Charges
Not as bad as their name implies, they claim.
Bush Slaps New Sanctions on Arafat
He's permanently banned from playing golf here.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Nike Unveils $200 Air Jordans
Each shoe can feed the person who made it for a year.
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
No U.S. Company Made Money Last Year
All profits due to accounting fraud.
U. S. NEWS
Fed's Good News:
Recession About to End

Fed's bad news: Depression about to begin.
World Economic Forum
Hailed as "Big Success"

Waiters, doormen report tips up twenty percent over last year.
 
NOELLE BUSH CAUGHT
Several other family members still at large.
 
Economic Forum Causes Traffic
Jams in Midtown Manhattan

Normally free-flowing movement of buses, cars, trucks is disrupted.
 
HISTORY
Ari Fleischer Compares Cheney Energy Task Force to Constitutional Convention
In 1787, Madison, Washington, Franklin also met in secret with unknown corporate criminals, did their bidding.
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