Ironic Times

 NO. 166 "Expect the Ironic" NOVEMBER 17 - 23, 2003 

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  PRESIDENT HONORS NATIONAL HUMANITIES MEDAL AWARD WINNERS
 
  Later, they are detained and held for questioning.
 
WORLD NEWS
Saudis Agree to Some Democratic Reforms
Will allow people to think bad thoughts about Royal family.
Khatami Says Iran's Nuclear
Program Entirely Peaceful

Only used to power nuclear halvah factories.
Japan Sending Troops to Iraq
Exact time of their arrival to be "a surprise."
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Scandal Rocks Miss Digital World Contest
One contestant's pixels may not be all hers.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Ready to Transfer Power in Iraq
To the Democrats.
GAO: Pentagon Sold Biological
Warfare Equipment on the Net
At 92% Discount

And no added sales tax.
McDonald's Protests Webster's
Definition of McJob As “Low
Paying, Dead-End”

“Couldn't be farther from the truth,” says spokesperson. “You want fries with that?”
 
REMINDER
  Only man can make an artificial tree.
 
Los Alamos Nuclear Weapons Lab Loses Keys, 1300 Locks Replaced
“At least we have most of the bombs,” says a spokesman.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Survey: 83% of American Workers
Would Like a Different Job

Their boss's.
Ford Offers $150,000 Sports Car
Dashboard indicator shows depreciation by the minute while car is stuck in traffic.
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