Ironic Times

 NO. 231 "Expect the Ironic" FEBRUARY 14 - 20, 2005 

Feb 7
Feb 21
 
SATELLITE PHOTO OF SUSPECTED IRANIAN WEAPONS SITE DISPUTED
Photo actually shows base camp for secret U.S. commando unit, say experts.
 
WORLD NEWS
Israelis, Palestinians Agree
To End Fighting

Will resume fighting in three weeks.
Iraq: Shiites Receive Most
Votes, But No Majority

Immediately announce plans for redistricting.
Saudis' First Nationwide
Elections Go Smoothly

No delays caused by women trying to make up their minds.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS...
Arthur Miller Dead at 89
Was best known as one of Marilyn Monroe's husbands.
U. S. NEWS
Karl Rove Promoted
He now ranks above Bush, below Cheney.
Medicare Prescription-Drug
Program to Cost Far More
Than First Projected

Additional money goes to guarding border with Canada.
 
REMINDER
   Ask your doctor if democracy
   is right for you.
 
Bush Takes Action on Torture Scandal
All military, intelligence units tasked with prisoner abuse will be reorganized under National Torture Administration
Many Government Scientists Report Being Forced to Reverse Findings
Down is now up, according to latest federal study.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
University of California to Put Barcodes on Cadavers
Should reduce time spent at checkout counter.
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