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TEA PARTY MAY
HURT GOP IN FALL
Wacko wingnuts could draw votes
away from rightwing nut jobs. |
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Report: Bin Laden Alive,
Healthy
And fully covered by Al Qaeda's Cadillac
health plan. |
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| POLITICS |
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RNC Rejects Joint Civility
Statement
Will add to deficit, says spokesman. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Most
Governors Defy Order by Guardians of
the Free Republics
But some do agree to resign and let
ad hoc group of anti-tax lunatics take
over country. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Obama to Allow Offshore
Drilling
Because cleaning up catastrophic oil
spills creates jobs. |
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Feds: Homes With Chinese
Drywall Need to Be Gutted
Teeth brushed with Chinese toothpaste
extracted, pets fed Chinese pet food
euthanized. |
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GOP House Leader Implores
Republicans to Avoid Violence
Should be used only as a last resort. |
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| REMINDER |
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Only the little
people pay taxes. |
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Congress Turns Its Attention
to Financial Reform
Tea Party protesters replace “No
Health Reform” signs with “No
Financial Reform” signs. |
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70-Year-Old Antidepressant
Ban Lifted for Pilots
Make sure your seatbelt is securely
fastened. |
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