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 NO. 600 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 12 - 18, 2012 

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HOLDER: U.S. CAN LEGALLY KILL AMERICANS WITHOUT DUE PROCESS
Shoot first, read them the fifth amendment later.
 
WORLD NEWS
Forbes Names Carlos Slim World's Richest Man for Third Straight Year
“I'm going to buy Disneyland,” says Slim.
Report: Bin Laden's Troubles Began When Ex-Wife Moved In
Conflict taped for unsold pilot, “Real Housewives of Abbottabad.”
 
MILESTONES
Oreo Cookie Celebrates 100th Year
It was 1912 when Americans last had free-flowing arteries.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
U.S. to Cut Size of Iraq Embassy Staff in Half
World’s largest embassy building will now employ just enough people to sweep the floors.
U. S. NEWS
Report: Student Loan Balance a Staggering $970 Billion
Parents whose kids owe them money say we'll never see that $970 billion again.
Survey Finds Hate Groups
On the Rise

Not counting Republicans who hate Mitt.
 
 
REMINDER
  Frack, baby, frack.
 
State Legislature in Wisconsin Passes Bill to Amend State Constitution to Restrict Recall Elections
If it goes well, all elections will be outlawed.
 
POLITICS
Romney Now Says He’s Against Raising Minimum Wage
But reserves the right to change his mind before general election.
Santorum: JFK Speech on
Church-State Separation
“Made Me Want to Vomit”

And reading the Constitution gives him diarrhea.
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