 ROMNEY
OUTLINES HIS FOREIGN POLICY
Would look for a failing country, take it over,
oust its leader, deport most of its citizens
and then sell it for a huge profit. |
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Russia Defends Syria
Massacre in Homs
Putin calls it “perfectly reasonable” response
to dissent. |
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Scientists: Nuclear Bomb
Could Save Earth From Being
Destroyed by Asteroid
Ahmadinejad: “That's just the kind of peaceful
use we had in mind.” |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 Pentagon Plans
Hastier Exit From Afghanistan
Remaining Americans would leave by helicopter
from embassy roof. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Republicans Split on War
In Middle East
Half want to attack Iran, half want to attack Syria. |
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Senator Inhofe Says Climate
Change Is Hoax Because “Only
God Can Change the Climate”
And last time they spoke, God said He wouldn't. |
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| REMINDER |
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Everything's bad for you. |
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Fed: Almost All Banks Pass
Stress Test
Four can't handle it and break down in tears. |
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Report: Bin Laden Wanted
Obama Killed so “Unprepared”
Biden Would Take Over
Then hoped Biden would be whacked so “Crybaby”
Boehner would take over. |
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Officials in Trenton, New
Jersey Announce Emergency
Purchase of Toilet Paper for
City After Budget Standoff
Somebody blinked. |
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