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NATIONAL ENQUIRER: CRUZ CHEATED
ON WIFE, HAD FIVE MISTRESSES
Shocking news puts him ahead of Trump in latest poll. |
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Obama, in Cuba, Calls for
More Freedom on Island
With tiny exception of Guantanamo. |
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Radovan Karadzic Convicted of Genocide
by World Court
He still insists he was out drinking with buddies
at the time. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Leading
Vote- Getter for Name of UK's Newest
Polar Research Vessel: “Boaty
McBoatface”
It was submitted by Sir Edward McBoatface III. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Supreme Court Now Appears
Hopelessly Split 4-4 on Most
Major Issues
Including lunch. |
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Pentagon Confirms We Have
Secret Base in Iraq, Which
We've Long Denied
It's near another secret base, which we're still denying. |
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| REMINDER |
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Vote for the hotter of two wives. |
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Clinton: If Elected, I'll Open
Area 51 Files to the Public
If not, “you'll never know how the
pyramids got here.” |
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Poll: Trump's Unfavorable Number
Among Women Jumps to 75%
Trump questions results, says poll must
have been taken at “bad time of the month.” |
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 Cruz Calls
to “ Patrol and Secure”
Muslim Neighborhoods
That prompts call to patrol and secure
Canadian neighborhoods. |
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