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EVANGELICALS STAY LOYAL
TO TRUMP DESPITE HIS
INFIDELITIES
Above: religious leaders pray while
Trump thinks about Debra Messing. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Putin Cements Friendship With Kim
Kim “thrilled” to receive
100 tins of caviar in exchange for
three truckloads of cluster bombs. |
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England: Tories Face Crushing
Defeat
Forced to return to lavish country
estates, breed hounds, dabble in
commodities. |
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| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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 Another Mysterious
Monolith Appears Near Las Vegas
Somewhat different than the others,
one bystander speculates it “must
be from a different solar system or
something.” |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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New York Court Keeps
Trump Gag Order in Place
He'll have to continue blubbering about
sharks, electric boats, and Hannibal Lecter. |
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Biden Gives Legal Protections
to Undocumented Spouses
of U.S. Citizens
Republicans furious it doesn't cover mistresses. |
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| REMINDER |
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A lie convinces nearly half
the electorate before the
truth puts its pants on. |
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Resistance Preparing for
Another Trump Term
Millions of pussyhats on order. |
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Louisiana Law Requires Ten
Commandments Displayed
in Every School Classroom
To deter mass shootings. |
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| POLITICS |
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Biden's Team Preps
Him for Debate
Amid growing concerns he could OD
on Prevagen. |
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