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TRUMP
WINS! |
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Voters choose joke over woke. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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North Korea Sends Troops to
Help Russia Invade Ukraine
“We bad guys have to stick
together,” Kim jokes on video
call with Putin. |
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Russian State TV Airs Nude
Photos of Melania Immediately
After Trump Victory
In a new spirit of openness. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Trump Claims
Kim Jong Un “Misses” Him
“He's smitten with me.” |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Country Prepares for
Mass Deportations
Places faith in AI to replace hotel and
restaurant workers, domestics, gardeners,
farmworkers, hospital attendants,
construction workers, etc. |
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Dems Hold New York, California
And Hawaii. |
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| REMINDER |
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The North will rise again. |
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Trump's Legal Cases
Disappearing, Charges Dropped
E. Jean Carroll apologizes, returns money. |
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Trump: RFK Jr to Oversee
NIH, CDC, FDA
Of course, you can always go to
Canada or Mexico if you really
don't want your kids to contract
polio, measles, or a number of
other deadly long-forgotten
diseases. |
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