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 NO. 544 “Expect the Ironic” FEBRUARY 14 - 20, 2011 

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TSA Considers Airport Screening Based on Perceived Risk
Screeners could distinguish between those who clearly pose a threat and those who'd simply be fun to pat down.
 
WORLD NEWS
Mubarak Finally Leaves
Would have resigned night before but received encouraging call from Dick Cheney.
Berlusconi Faces Immediate Trial
Exclusive live coverage on Playboy Channel.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
GOP Congressman Resigns After E-Mail Exchange Leaked
Just twenty-four more sex scandals and Dems could take back House.
U. S. NEWS
Obama Wants to Cut $2.5 Billion in Heating Aid for Poor
To help cover cost of tax cuts for rich.
Fearing Torture Charges, Bush Cancels Geneva Trip
Lucky for him he lives in torture friendly country.
 
REMINDER
  Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you'll save by making things in another country.
 
Bad News: NASA Predicts Asteroid Might Hit Earth in 2036
Good News: That's one full year before Social Security Trust Fund runs out.
 
POLITICS
New Drilling Method Opens Up Huge Natural Gas Resources in U.S.
Gas could be used to power machines capable of removing poisons from water supply new drilling method creates.
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