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 NO. 379 “Expect the Ironic” DECEMBER 17 - 23, 2007 

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NEW REPORT: BUSH BIGGEST SPENDER SINCE JOHNSON
LBJ lavished money on Great Society, GWB on high society.
 
WORLD NEWS
Putin Preparing to Step Down
He'll assume advisory role of Supreme Commander of Everything.
Iraqi Policewomen Lose Right
To Carry Arms

Retain right to be raped.
U.S. Accuses 4 of Laundering Venezuelan Funds in Argentine Election
Both countries welcome American instruction in campaign finance ethics.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Alberto Gonzales Named “Lawyer of the Year” by American Bar Association
Also by American Bartenders Association.
U. S. NEWS
House Votes to Outlaw Waterboarding
Also votes to establish three branches of government.
Report: White House Continues to Meddle With Science Reports
Edits them, censors them, shreds them and compresses them into long-burning fireplace logs.
 
REMINDER
  Don't destroy your torture videos.
 
Bush Vetoes Kids Health
Insurance Bill

Adds, “Bah, humbug!”
One Acquitted, Jury Deadlocked on Six in Miami Terror Plot Trial
Jurors couldn’t decide if they were hapless bumblers or manipulated suckers.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Bali: Agreement U.S. Can Live With Reached on Global Warming
Pact urges developing countries to voluntarily take shorter showers.
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