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CONGRESS PASSES $1.7
TRILLION SPENDING BILL
There's something in it for each
and every member. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Trump's Returns Show He
Paid No Taxes in 2020
In fact, he received a nice refund. |
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Congress to Pass Legislation
Making it Harder to Disrupt
Electoral Vote Count
Also stiffens punishment for hanging
a sitting vice president. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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King Charles Now on UK Money
He's already known as Five
Pound Chuck. |
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(Once again we turn to our
distinguished panel of psychics,
seers and soothsayers for a look
ahead at the new year.) |
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![](images24/kandu.jpg) | Kandu: Inflation will ease, more people
will go to the movies, bell bottoms will
make a comeback, and a large asteroid
will destroy the planet. |
![](images24/blavinsky.jpg) | Madame Blavinsky:
Hulu will buy the exclusive
streaming rights to World War III. |
![](images24/cassie.jpg) | Cassandra:
The newly sworn-in House will vote,
strictly along party lines, to dissolve the
Constitution. |
![](images24/nostradamus.jpg) | Nostradamus:
Donald Trump will be seen dining
with antisemitic cannibals, then never
seen again. |
![](images24/tiresias.jpg) | Tiresias:
Artificial intelligence will replace
humans in every field except clairvoyance. |
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