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 NO. 334 “Expect the Ironic” FEBRUARY 5 - 11, 2007 

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SURGE DESCRIBED BY GENERAL CASEY AS “IRAQI PLAN”
When it fails, blame them.
 
WORLD NEWS
Major Problem Emerges in
Bush Plan to Attack Iran

He can't pronounce either “Mahmoud” or “Ahmadinejad.”
Baghdad Submits Bid for 2016 Games
City already boasts gleaming new Olympic-sized swimming pool built by American taxpayers.
 
POLLS
13% of Americans Never
Heard of Global Warming

Most of them work at White House.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Tough Times for Disgraced Iraq War Architect Wolfowitz
Current job doesn't pay him enough to buy new socks.
U. S. NEWS
NRC: Nuke Plants Need Not
Defend Against Air Attack

Money better spent on p.r. campaign following attack.
National Intelligence Estimate: Iraq Chaos Spiraling Out of Control
Critics call conclusions “sugarcoating.”
White House Asks for $100 Billion for Wars This Year, $145 Billion for 2008
$275 billion for 2009, $418 billion for 2010, $623 billion for 2011.
 
REMINDER
  No Saudis have attacked us since 9/11.
 
Call Goes Through to Human
Being at Bank

Customer in Baltimore, Md. dials number, bank employee answers, says, “Hello.”
Florida Grants Gun Licenses To 1,400
Felons With Active Domestic Violence
Injunctions, Outstanding Warrants

To protect themselves from other felons with guns, warrants, domestic violence injunctions.
Homeland Security Dept. Signs Multi- Million Dollar Pact With “24”
To develop computer system that works as well as one on TV show.
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